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• Am I the only virgin in college? I’m no prude, but I feel so left out here

  August 14, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • coffeeking 2:43 pm on August 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’m a virgin too

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• I just got dumped, because I didn’t want to “share my feelings”. FML
  But then someone sent me this video:
  http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/take_you_home/?xrs=orea_craig_youhome
  MLIG!

  July 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• haha this is funny!

  July 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• i was having anal sex with my boyfriend and when he pulled out, we realized i pooped all over the condom!! FML!!

  June 14, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I failed out. FML.

  June 14, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -2

   

  • Anonymous 1:42 pm on July 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Me too

• Had to suck my professor’s dick to get a B in math. He’s like 55. FML

  June 14, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +3 / -2

   

  • Fail. 11:55 pm on June 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Well you must suck at giving head if you only got a B.

  • touche 7:35 pm on June 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hahahahahaha^

• I struggled to wake up only looking forward to a nice bowl of cereal, there’s no milk… FML…

  June 14, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My unibody MacBookPro is dead and being fixed by Apple in SUMC bookstore. To make it even worse, I have to enjoy three laptop-free days before a project deadline on next Monday. FML

  June 14, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I HAVE A.D.D. AND EVERYONE ALWAYS WANTS MY ADDERALL

  May 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I never know I don’t need the “experiment” part in my chem lab report. I did it the whole semester, FML.

  April 25, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +2 / -5

   

  • Anonymous 12:19 pm on April 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You no you got to the University of Arizona when you read something like that.

    • Anonymous 9:54 pm on May 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      or when you can’t write proper sentences

• i want to live a life like Ted from How I Met Your Mother!!! I think I have Marshall, he jsut needs to find Lily and I need to find Barney & Robin. So havvvve u met Ted?( MIIA – my imagiantion is awesum)

  April 16, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• controversy analysis. fml.

  April 16, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +3 / -2

   

  • Anonymous 7:34 pm on April 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Got an A on that

• I moved from AZ/SO to Coronado. Now I’m probably going to get herpes/HIV, or become a drug addict. FML

  April 9, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +8 / -6

   

  • realllllly 11:32 am on April 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I read this FML. My IQ just dropped 50 points because i did. FML

• FUCK THESE INTANETS!!!!!

  March 30, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• just got a copy of UNDATEABLE! i feel gay now! FML

  March 29, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: -5